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annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

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phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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spoopyneighborhoodblendermann:

I need my lipstick red as the blood of angry men and eyeliner black like the dark of ages past

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goddiva:

The year is 2020. Robin Thicke’s ten year old son is writing a poem for school. Stumped, the child turns to his father, “Dad, what rhymes with ‘hug me’?” A single tear roles down Robin Thicke’s face as he is confronted with the one question he will never be able to answer.

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fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

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